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Hunter Biden has a very large 9.5″ dick — check out the laptop pictures

Even critics of Hunter Biden are conceding that the troubled son of the President-elect has an exceptionally large penis, as evidenced by a slew of photographs that are being widely circulated on Chinese media outlets.  The photographs are said to be obtained from the now infamous laptop that Biden left at a computer repair shop in Delaware.

After studying the photos, experts estimate the length of Biden’s genitalia at approximately 9.5″ inches when fully erect.

 

 

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20 responses to “Hunter Biden has a very large 9.5″ dick — check out the laptop pictures”

  1. A. Miller

    I once posted a comment on a story about Trump being asked to nominate a Hispanic woman for SCOTUS and somebody had the effing nerve to censor my comment but you post trash like this???? Whoever thought this was a good idea is smoking crack with Hunter. This was the quiet part NOBODY needed to say out loud. Take this down, Buffalo Chronicle.

    1. Lia J

      Sleeping with a Chinese spy agent shoud concern us all. Doing business with the chinese government and opening doors to the WH for daddy-o should concern us all but you apparently are concerned only with your own body parts.

      1. keke

        Actually that’s not a spy, that is a prostitute, same thing Trump did. Get over it!

  2. edward kennedy

    So what is it? Are you sure it is not more accurate to say Biden IS a big dick?

    1. Anonymous

      The big one you will never have ?

  3. 8 inches

    Its 8 inches, ya dont need an expert to see that.

    1. Scart p

      O like it no matter what size and it’s nice and thick too!

    2. Anonymous

      you’re surly not an expert.

  4. Scart p

    It looks pretty good to me….just saying I know why the sister in law wanted to bang him after the funeral. Damn, I would too right now…plus he is hot and just looking at him you know he can lay the pipe well!

  5. Anonymous

    bunch of fucken Assholes to comment on a guys Dick !

    1. Anonymous

      I’d ride that dick all day. It’s beautiful.

      1. Christie

        I am perfectly satisfied with my husbands penis. When he has a boner it is very thick even tho it’s only about 3 inches long. It’s amazing how much bigger it is compared to when sold.when I measured it then it was just 3/4 or 1inch, so when it’s hard it feels huge.

        1. Anonymous

          my mans is like 5.5″ an average in size.. he knows how to eat and lay the pipe as well as use toys together so we have no issues 😉

      2. Anonymous

        Me too…I’d be happy to slide up & down on Biden’s Perfect Pole💦😸

  6. Magatsarelosers

    HA! HA! Just like their hero, the fat orange turd, all these Trumpies are merely JEALOUS of the Bidens, HA! HA!

  7. Anonymous

    it’s 7 inch not 9.5

  8. John

    Am not A Dem but I would love to spend an afternoon with his beautiful penis.

  9. Anonymous

    I’d ride that… Think its more the not being a whiney little bitch like Jr that gets me wet, no triggered rants on a podcast just a nice big 9.5 inch cock for all MAGA to sit on and spin.

  10. Anonymous

    Hunter Biden has a beautiful cock and I would suck it, and whatever else he wanted

  11. Hari b. Wheeler

    Hunter has testicular fortitude . Mine is similar. You see 7. But climb that sucker from under balls. Grab. Hold,smile then top again another 4 inches thrm third top is almost twelve. 6. In circumference. That’s the truth.. guess what a lady only needs couple thick inches the rest up inside isn’t felt at all. Numbing

    I d show him too if I had money to travel. We are fukrd in north America so costly.
    I m a. Pianist plays all black notes with my 9 plus three more fingers added Long. Single guy here..

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